All 6 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Films, Ranked


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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Due to their many incarnations over time, so long as you have been born within the late ‘70s, then you definately’ve a minimum of heard of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The heroes in a half shell began out as an underground comedian e-book sequence, however exploded within the late ‘80s and early ‘90s with their syndicated cartoon present. And with well-liked cartoons come movie adaptions. There are six Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Films in complete that discovered their technique to the large display, with a few of them being good, and a few of them being… not so good.

Now, I’m not counting tv films like Turtles Without end. Nor am I counting the current Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as a result of 1) that went direct-to-video, and a pair of) that’s not honest. I imply, come on. Batman’s in it. After all that’s going to be the perfect one. However because the unique film is now having its 30th anniversary (I do know, proper!), I believed it was time to at rank the six theatrical TMNT films. So seize your self a slice of pizza and try this checklist. Cowabunga!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III

6. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)

The ultimate installment within the unique trilogy, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III is even worse than the Michael Bay TMNT films, and that’s saying one thing. That is the one the place the turtles return in time to feudal Japan due to a magical scepter. As soon as prior to now, the turtles need to face off towards… some random dude named Lord Norinaga. Boredom ensues.

That is by far the worst film within the sequence because the choreography is horrible, the villains are terrible, the costumes seem like they’ve been by way of hell and again, and the plot is simply straight up yawn-inducing. Plus, Michelangelo is gone for a big portion of the film since he will get kidnapped. The Indignant Video Recreation Nerd had the proper concept when he sliced this film in half with a katana.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows

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5. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016)

You’d suppose a TMNT film with Baxter Stockman, Bebop, Rocksteady, and Krang would a minimum of have some redeeming qualities to it, however no. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows is an entire mess and nearly as boring as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III. The motion is messy and oftentimes onerous to comply with, the turtles are much more obnoxious on this one than within the final film (extra on that one in a second) and the aforementioned fan-favorite villains don’t stay as much as the hype.

What’s this one about? I don’t know. One thing in regards to the Shredder being damaged out of jail and ending up in one other dimension the place he encounters Krang (voiced by Brad Garrett) who desires to take over the world. There’s mutagen concerned, and all the weather are in place for this to be an awesome Turtles film, nevertheless it all simply falls flat on its face. So onerous the truth is, that Paramount has determined to simply reboot the turtles another time slightly than make a sequel. Ouch.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

4. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

Many individuals have been upset once they heard that Michael Bay could be producing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot after what he did to Transformers, however you understand what? The primary Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot isn’t horrible. It’s simply not superb.

One large fault although is that the principle character appears to be April O’Neil, who’s performed by Megan Fox. One other big drawback is that the turtles’ backstory is instantly tied to April since her father had a science experiment known as “Challenge Renaissance” (Ugh) which concerned the turtles and Splinter earlier than they have been reworked. Plus, the turtles are simply straight-up annoying. Particularly Raphael. And he’s my favourite! The remainder of the plot is normal Ninja Turtle fare involving Shredder and the Foot Clan. Once more, it’s not a horrible film, nevertheless it doesn’t actually do something proper. And yeah, the turtles look hideous.

TMNT (2007)

TMNT (2007)

Okay, now we’re attending to the nice ones. The 2007 Turtles film was the one one carried out in CGI, and it turned out so nicely that you just type of marvel why extra of them weren’t made on this type. The story begins with the turtles doing their very own separate factor after they defeated the Shredder, and so they solely come collectively after unfamiliar beings from the previous begin attacking New York Metropolis.

I like this one specifically as a result of it’s so completely different from all of the others. It’s the one TMNT film (apart from the abysmal Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III) the place the Shredder isn’t even in it. As an alternative, we get his second in command, Karai, performed by Zhang Ziyi. I additionally like the thought of all of the turtles on their very own and coming collectively solely as a result of they need to, which highlights all the turtles’ very completely different personalities. General, an awesome turtles film.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (1991)

As a child, this one was my favourite. It concerned the mutagen that created the turtles, however now, it’s within the fingers of the Shredder. And he makes use of it to create two new monsters in Tokka and Rahzar. He additionally makes use of it on himself to grow to be SUPER SHREDDER (performed by Kevin Nash). It’s a lot sillier than the primary film, and much more enjoyable, too.

However that additionally could be its drawback, because it feels a lot extra inconsequential within the course of. There are much more jokes on this film, and subsequent to none of them land when you’re an grownup (although they make my youngsters snort). Plus, the plot, which sounds nice on paper, feels extra like an prolonged episode of the cartoon, which was in all probability why I favored it a lot as a child, however rapidly get bored by it at the moment. Nonetheless, it brings again good reminiscences, so this could be a biased choose inserting it so excessive on this checklist, however one which I feel lots of people would agree with.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

The primary and greatest Turtles film, that is the movie that’s closest to their gritty origin, and it even takes story traces from the comedian e-book sequence. As an introduction to the turtles, it could actually’t be beat. The story is definitely actually miserable. The Shredder desires to start out a military known as the Foot Clan, and he’s enlisting avenue urchins. The turtles undergo loads of peril (together with escaping a burning constructing!) on the best way to the Shredder, nevertheless it’s their grasp, Splinter, in the long run who defeats him. That is becoming since Splinter desires revenge for his grasp’s homicide by the hands of the Shredder when he was as soon as generally known as Oroku Saki.

The motion is unbelievable, the story reaches nice depths for a “youngsters’s film”, and it’s surprisingly darkish for a PG-rated movie. The Secret of the Ooze and TMNT are good Turtles’ films, however the first movie is the one one which I’d say is a legitimately good film generally.

And that’s all of the Turtles films that have been launched theatrically. However what’s your favourite TMNT film? Pontificate within the feedback.

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