With the flexibility to get the COVID-19 vaccine various from county to county, not to mention state to state, “Saturday Night Dwell” used its Feb. 27 chilly open to play on the common American’s skill to be stored secure by way of a Dr. Anthony Fauci-hosted new sport present, “So You Assume You Can Get the Vaccine?”
Kate McKinnon opened the sketch as Dr. Fauci, “America’s voice of purpose and celeb corridor cross, for some purpose,” and famous that whereas getting the vaccine shouldn’t be sophisticated, “Individuals will solely need to get it if it means another person can’t.”
Heidi Gardner performed the primary contestant, a girl from Michigan who mentioned she deserved the vaccine as a result of she was an important employee: “I do IT for the OnlyFans web site, so I’m fairly busy.”
When requested if she had any pre-existing situations, she mentioned, “I’ve a reasonably dangerous perspective, I’m allergic to mud, and I don’t know if that is something however I’ve herpes.”
Clearly, she was disqualified as ineligible. Contestants who didn’t go house with the vaccine, McKinnon-as-Fauci identified would go house with comfort prizes together with “a Pfizer visor.”
Ego Nwodim performed the second contestant, a girl who wished to be launched as “so previous, she’s not even kidding,” and when she got here out she mentioned, “I like onerous sweet and boy do I stan going to church.” However she was solely sporting a grey wig, not any aging-up make-up or prosthetics and just about instantly she was known as out for saying “stan,” and he or she took off the wig, revealing herself as one other “faux granny.” However she wished the vaccine as a result of she has been speaking to a man for 10 years and “he’s solely on the town tonight. … My threat is that I’ll pop.”
She, too, was instructed she was not eligible, to which she replied, “On the second to final day of Black Historical past Month?”
Melissa Villaseñor performed a pregnant lady, however nobody appeared to know if she may get the vaccine based mostly on the present pointers. McKinnon-as-Fauci mentioned they have been working low on Moderna however may supply a trial for the Kirkland vaccine that was developed by Costco, got here in a needle nearly as huge as McKinnon and likewise got here with a “24-pack of sizzling canine.”
Bowen Yang appeared as a person from New Jersey who got here out gingerly holding a cigarette and claiming he liked them. New Jersey residents who’re people who smoke are at present eligible to obtain the vaccine, however he couldn’t hold his ruse going for lengthy: after claiming he liked the whole lot about cigarettes, such because the “squishy half,” he coughed and left the stage on his personal.
“Recent off his CPAC look” got here Aidy Brant as Ted Cruz, “performing expertise of stand-up comedy,” he mentioned.
“Oh it’s nice to be again in New York Metropolis. I’m sorry, my arms are drained as a result of I simply flew again from Cancun, Mexico. However can you actually blame a brother for wanting some solar?” Bryant-as-Cruz mentioned earlier than screaming new catchphrase “Freedom.”
The ultimate contestant was Mikey Day as an octagenarian former military physician and “world’s proudest granddad.” When he was instructed he would get the vaccine, he requested if he would get it on or backstage, to which he was instructed he needed to make an appointment on-line. However as a result of he didn’t know the best way to use his laptop, nor had a “younger particular person” who had “three straight days to press refesh,” it was “higher luck subsequent time” for him, too, ultimately.
The judges on this fictional sport present have been Alex Moffat as Gov. Gavin Newsom, Pete Davidson returning as Gov. Andrew Cuomo and Cecily Robust as Gov. Gretchen Whitmer.
On the finish of the sketch, although, it was “first come, first stab” for vaccines for anybody who may get to the close by CVS, which McKinnon-as-Fauci introduced had simply misplaced energy.
Howdy and welcome to So You Assume You Can Get The Vaccine. Let’s meet our panel of judges. pic.twitter.com/MHuo3ytzhF
— Saturday Night Dwell – SNL (@nbcsnl) February 28, 2021
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